Offensive Statistics

Over at the site that shall not be named, Insta$%$#@! has a “complete” list of offensive statistics.  I don’t think the list is actually complete.  Here are some other offensive statistics:

LIQ (Lowest IQ in Player’s Nuclear Family)

J% (Jewish Percentage)

RSI Index (How Close Player Has Been to Having to Become a Registered Sex Offender)

PGP (Personal Genocide Participation)

GFTF (Girlfriend Fatness Tolerance Factor)

PL (Penis Length)