Trea Turner in a Turner Painting, Surrounded by Trays

Today’s my birthday, so forgive me for emitting a modest thought on the subject of growing older.

Sometimes I feel like a mature adult capable of handling great responsibilities. Sometimes, though, I feel like a terrible oversight has been committed, and my chaperones need to return quickly before the world realizes I have been left unattended and unsupervised.

The time when I decided to use Microsoft Paint to insert top baseball prospect Trea Turner into a Turner painting, and then surround him with trays, is the second kind of time.

Click to largificate.

Click to largificate.